Dear Viewer,
By the time you read this, I will be dead.
When I started out in 1974, I was the future β TVβs first robot newsreader. But what once seemed cutting-edge is now regarded as hopelessly old-fashioned, and I have been frozen out by the powers that be, yet another victim of BBC ageism.
I canβt take it any more. Itβs a struggle to get up for the nightshift, and my poor pixels are tired. My friend Oracle said it would end like this.
Goodbye, cruel world.
The Last Broadcast from BBC Ceefax.