Me: "Hi, Bank! I’d like to lower the credit limit on my credit card, please."
Bank: "What’s that? You’d like to close your account? OK, done. Please pay the balance."
Me: "What?! No! WTAF?!?"
Bank: "…you clearly asked me to close the account."
My Morning: A Story, by Me.
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