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Chris M.
| July 25th, 2019

"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Boris has sat in 10 Downing Street. He is the master of the UK by the will of the “The 90,000” and master of a million words by the might of His inexhaustible family funding. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Empire of Little England for whom a thousand immigrants are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly lose Sovereignty. Yet even in His deathless state, the Boris continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty fishing fleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the English Channel, the only route between distant countries, their way lit by the News Corp. International, the psychic manifestation of Murdoch’s will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted hustings. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the ERG, the Euro-Sceptics, bio-engineered super-wealthy. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Party Members and countless ignoramuses, the ever-vigilant Home Office and the Sanction-priests of the DWP to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from lefties, the poor, immigrants -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting politicians."

Sent to me by a colleague 😅

Chris M.
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    est. 1983. He/Him/His. PGP: 8E57C48194665159

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