Twin 1: What are you eating?
Me: Cheesecake.
Twin 2: Does it have peanuts in it?
Me: No.
Twin 1: Does it have chocolate in it?
Me: Yes.
Twin 1: Can I try some?
Twin 2: Can I try some?
Me: No.
Me: This is my reward for putting up with your crazy behaviour today. So no.

One thought on “Daddy Doesn’t Share Cheesecake

  1. Ah those rare moments in parenthood where you just gotta revert back to the 1st grade “No, it’s mine!” strategy. I’m the same way with my daughter over my $300 drawing tablet.

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